I am batman…

My son the other day…

Him: “So, Mom, I have a question…”

Me: “Okay?!” — totally confused about where this conversation is about to go.

Him: “What do you do?”

Me: looking equally confused.

Him: “I just tell people you’re Batman… because he’s rich and no one really knows what he does.”

💀💀💀

Me: “Honestly, I like Batman WAY better than trying to explain to people what I actually do.”

Because depending on the time of day, I’m…

🏗️ Manager at Source Equipment — quotes, vendors, freight, warehouse equipment, problem solving…and an oddly extensive knowledge of pallet rack.

🎙️ Mentor + Podcaster — helping people cut through their own BS, trust themselves, and build lives they actually want to live.

👩‍👧‍👦 Mom — chauffeur, cheerleader, advice giver, problem solver, finder of all lost things…and apparently Batman.

🏡 Real Estate Investor — buying houses, running numbers, managing renovations and regularly wondering what the hell we got ourselves into.

✨ Joy Seeker — because I love achievement, but I’m not interested in building a successful life I’m too busy to enjoy.

🎓 Professor — teaching, challenging people to think differently, grading papers…and occasionally reminding people that, yes, it IS in the syllabus. 😉

📦 Amazon Influencer — because apparently saying “OMG, you need this” enough times becomes a legitimate job.

💍 Wife — partner, teammate, best friend and co-CEO of the beautifully chaotic life we’ve created.

I’ve never been particularly interested in staying in one lane.

I like making an impact AND making money.
Building businesses AND teaching.
Working hard AND having a ridiculous amount of fun.

So the next time someone asks what I do?

Batman.

I’m going with Batman. 🦇😂